.Sometimes the best of our children or grandchildren get into what we adults would call ‘bad behavior situations.’ Sometimes it seems we’ve tried everything to straighten it out — but the bad behavior continues. Here is some interesting on-line reading to ponder over and to maybe give you some fresh ideas or concepts to try if you have a little one you are working tmz with.
The Parents Zone: Reducing Bad Behavior
Childcare: Tyrant Toddler
ezinearticles: Controling Your 3-Year-Old’s Aggressive Behavior
Toddlerstoday: Public Discipline
ehow: Correcting Toddler Behavior Problems
about.com: Behavior Issues – The ABCs
about.com: Improving Behavior
about.com: Analyzing Behavior Issues
about.com: Child Happiness
Most of these links have many other links for further information.
More info on http://mygrandmasue.wordpress.com
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.Once a year the Grassy Knoll Institute gathers our psychic abilities and much like Nostradamus did over 500 years ago, we peer into the future to reveal 50 predictions for the 2010 year. What follows may shock you, may make you laugh and cry, and is probably down right false. However, in 2009, I correctly predicted Brett Favre coming out of retirement, The Yankee’s winning the World Series and the breakup of Tony Roma and Jessica Simpson. In Hollywood, I predicted the Death of Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ted Kennedy, and of course the Lindasy Lohan breakup,. Plus many more successful predictions.
Lets see how good my clairvoyant powers fare for the 2010 year. Check back regularly as predictions come true or fall short.
1 Jonathan Frid, the legendary Barnabus Collins, the 200-year-old vampire, from the 1960’s soap opera Dark Shadows, finally dies.
2 Johnny Depp moves forward on a revival epic tale of Dark Shadows, and uses a small film footage of Jonathan Frid before he passed away.
3. Hugh Hefner, Playboy founder dies. He dies happy.
4. Kate Hudson rekindles her romance with Owen Wilson.
5. Lady Gaga, one of the top entertainers of 2009 and rumored to be a man, is revealed to be total woman.
6. Ryan Seacrest, forever a bachelor, and perhaps the hardest working celebrity in Hollywood, finds the time to get engaged.
7. Contrary to popular opinion, Tiger Woods gets divorced. Elin tee’s off on his fortune and takes him to the cleaners by utilizing a loophole in the pre-nup agreement she signed.
8. Michael Jackson will be named the father of a child and irrefutable proof will be offered. He will contest the will.
9. David Hasselhoff, Star of Knight Rider and Baywatch, is committed to rehab for alcohol poisoning. Somebody get that mana cheeseburger.
10. The New York Yankees repeat and win the World Series.
11. The Boston Celtics win the NBA Championship.
12. The Minnesota Vikings led by Brett Favre wins the Super Bowl.
13. Brett Favre contemplates retirement once more, but comes back for 2010 to play for the Vikings.
14. The NHL downsizes, eliminates several non profitable teams.
15. Ford Motor Company becomes America’s #1 car dealer.
16. Ashley Simpson, sister to Jessica and Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz get divorced.
17. ABC Lost secret is revealed to be…..
Although it appears the survivors of Oceanic flight 815 are on a tropical island, they are being deceived. There is no island. The survivors are in a virtual reality laboratory. All the castaways are interconnected to one another sharing each others thoughts, memories, and feelings. While in this virtual reality laboratory, a battery of physical and mental experiments are performed on them. And who is running these experiments? As Juliet stated, the Aliens of course.
18. Kim Kardashian gets married. No one cares.
19. Labron James, Cleveland Cavaliers all star, leaves for greener pastures.
20. Snoop Dog gets busted and is sentenced to jail time.
21. Tim Tebow, Florida quarterback, Heisman trophy winner, drops out of the top 20 picks in the 2010 NFL draft.
22. Angelina and Brad Pitt, the most powerful Hollywood couple, split up. Her lips are not to blame. This time!
23. Jon and Kate plus the eight children, both strapped for cash, reconcile to continue the popular reality cable program. Ratings are through the roof.
24. Elizabeth Alexandra Mary, The Queen of England Dies. Charles is finally in charge.
25. Kevin Federline goes on a strict diet and loses a ton of weight.
26. With his new weight loss physique, Kevin Federline is offered a TV pilot.
27. An Aids cure and vaccine is announced, stem cell replacement is the major component psychic hotlines to the cure. Human trials begin at the end of the year.
28. The Alabama Crimson Tide wins the BCS Championship defeating Texas.
29. Tara Reid, after getting a boob tune up, actually gets hired for a movie role.
30. Ringo Starr, drummer for the legendary 1960’s rock band, The Beatles, dies. Ironically, that leaves only Paul McCartney, who if you recall, was rumored to be dead, killed in a car crash.
31. Sarah Palin, author of Going Rogue, and oh yea, former Governor of Alaska, has a nipple slip moment. The photo runs wild on the Internet. It only helps to boost her ratings.
32. Khloe Kardashian gets divorced. Who couldn’t have predicted this?
33. Terrel Owens leaves the Bills. Claims he wants to play for a winner.
34. David Letterman gets divorced after past digressions catch up to him.
35. Carrie Prejean, controversial former Miss California, gets offered a reality TV series role. Donald Trump has nothing to do with it.
36. Tila Tequila, becomes insignificant. Oh wait, that already happened.
37. The Martian Landers, originally only manufactured to operate for 90 days, went into overtime and worked for years sending back data to Earth until both landers shut down. However, one of the landers will miraculously turn back on and beam starling photos back to Earth.
38. The US economy rebounds, albeit slowly as unemployment numbers go down and housing and construction go on the rise.
39. President Obama jump starts the economy with a rapid transit initiative setting in motion thousands of construction and fabricating jobs as the nations railroad is rebuilt.
40. Party crashers like Tareq and Michaele Salahi, attempt to crash an Obama party. The secret service confirming a threat, kills one, wounds another. A strong message is sent.
41. Kim Jong II, ruler of North Korea, succumbs from his illness and dies.
42. Billy Graham, TV evangelist, really talks to God this time, meets his maker.
43. Mickey Rooney goes to the big Our Gang in the sky. (He dies)
44. Scientists, through the use of powerful telescopes will discover a planet that could sustain life.
45. Michael Lohan, father to actress Lindsay, crosses the line once to many times, spends time in jail.
46. Lindsay Lohan switches teams yet again, and begins dating again, to a man…
47. Pink, rock star, separates from her hubby Cory Hart yet again.
48. Susan Boyle, singer, dreams a dream, gets engaged.
49. Roman Polanski gets dragged back to the states to face rape charges from 1973.
50. Barack Obama is not immuned to sex scandals. A woman will come forward and claim to have bore a son and Obama is the father.
There you have it folks. 50 shocking psychic predictions for 2010 from the Grassy Knoll Institute. Check back weekly to see my updates throughout the year as my predictions come to fruition. Or heavens forbid, turn out to be wrong.
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.It appears a lot of people are running into photobucket accounts that are blocked or just that photobucket is blocked period. I did a little research online and compiled some good feedback as to what your options are or are not in getting access to your photobucket.com account whether is sonicwall or some other tool blocking access. In the process I found it was a lot more than photobucket. Among the many sites I found with people comlaining and with ideas or suggestions, one of the most commented on threads is found here http://chris.pirillo.com/sonicwall-content-filter-service/ . I found a huge number of people and situations that had other issues with sonicwall as well. I tried to compile many of them here in one location. Many I have tried and some worked while some did not. I left me feedback recording what happened with these as well. I hope this helps.
Using a proxy is always a good first option to try. You may find these blocked as well but here are some tools to stay up with what is available.
FRESH NEW PROXY:
http://TaxMe.info (blocked 12.14.09)
http://lawquiz.info
http://itspayday.info
http://itsaplan.info (blocked 12.14.09)
I highly recommend that you and all your friends sign up to the newsletter to get proxies emailed to you weekly
http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/ProxyUnblock/join
I also highly recommend that everyone bookmarks the following proxy blogs that are updated daily:
http://schoolsurf.blogspot.com
You can try to go through it by a proxy server. Try Anonymouse.org. It’s quite reliable. If you can’t access that try proxy.org. That has a whole list of proxies you can use to access photobucket.
Google search for “anonymous proxy” for a possible way to surf, through a company web filter
See if you can get to proxygerm.info (blocked 12.14.09) and type your blocked url in there.
Also this one: http://unasked.com/question/view/id/959
Here are two that I tried personally to get around my photobucket account that got blocked: They are called https://kproxy.com and then there is http://www.google.com/gwt/n. It is in cache form and there is no html but atleast you get navigate your websites.
Some have said you can convert the url to an IP address and that it will work on some systems. It did not on my system but here are some options in case it works on yours:
http://www.hcidata.info/host2ip.cgi
http://www.selfseo.com/find_ip_address_of_a_website.php
http://www.webyfilter.net/domainquery.html
I also tried unsuccessfully http://hidebehind.com/ , http://ninjacover.com/ and http://peacefire.org/
I did successfully try this and it did work although a little slow: Open https://www.junkblender.com
Just type in your website on the box provided. There are three boxes. You can select on either of the three boxes provided. Just try where it works. This one works fine with me. NOTE: It’s “HTTPS:” not “HTTP:”
This just worked today 12.14.09: https://kproxy.com/. This one too: https:server1.kproxy.com .
This seems to work on my system: http://safelink.awardspace.com/safelinks/
instead of http, type in https://www.facebook.com and it should work
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Here is a myspace work around:
Try https:kproxy.com or https:server1.kproxy.com or whatever server number you desire, then type in myspace.com. It runs a little slow, but you can do anything as if the site is not blocked at all. Unlike vtunnel, where it is FAST but you cannot answer messages or comments, or friend requests.
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Here is a tunneling process you can use to create a VPN from your home PC:
There are a few ways to get around it. You can create a VPN on your home computer and access it.
Alternatively, you could download and install TightVNC on your Home PC.
When it’s done, go to start-> All Programs -> Tight VNC-> Show user settings. Make sure to set your passwords. They should be strong and no more than 8 characters. Click apply, then ok.
Then, plug in a flash drive. Open the install file again. Click next. Click next again at the agreement. Then, when it says “Select Destination Location” click browse and select your flash drive. Click next. Put an X next to “Tight VNC Viewer” . Click next. This will install the program to your flash drive. When it’s done, remove the drive.
Open command prompt. You can do this by going to start-> Run
Type “command” in the box and click run. When command prompt opens, type “ipconfig”. Your IP information will come up. Make note of your IP address.
When you get to work or school and you want to get around the block, plug in your flash drive and run the “TightVNC Viewer” that you installed.
Type in your IP address, and click connect. Then, type your password and proceed.
This lets you access your home PC from anywhere you plug your flash drive into. Your home PC must be on for this to work!
atunnel.com, btunnel.com, ctunnel.com, dtunnel.com, vtunnel.com…try every tunnel in the alphabet…at first they blocked v,a,b, and c tunnel..but got tired of it and now we used dtunnel.com !!
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Today I found out from a friend that my site is being blocked by the censorware company SonicWALL. The category they use is “Games”, which is absurd, since I’m not a gaming website, I don’t host games, and I have never linked to games.
I’m not sure why I’m being filtered, but SonicWALL does not provide people a way to appeal your label. Once it’s set, apparently it’s final.
I’ve found some other people who have had the same experience:
http://www.onlineconfessional.com/blog/archive/000018.html
http://www.classicalvalues.com/archives/000798.html
http://www.zenarchery.com/2006/04/25/panera-bread-censors-their-wi-fi/
http://mediagirl.org/node/593
UPDATE – I found a link off the last posting above and was able to request a re-examination of my proxy website. We’ll see how it goes. They promise to get me reclassified within 3-5 days. I don’t hope for much for two reasons: 1. My language and content can be kind of raw at times, and seeing how I just called Ann Coulter a tranny I’ll likely be classified as pornography, and 2. If sites that employ SonicWALL don’t install filtering updates (could happen) then my newly reclassified site is still blocked. I don’t know what their policy is for making people update, but just like all those people I know that don’t update their anti-virus after installing, this could be the same thing.
I hope some of this helps you.
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.(Las Vegas, Nevada) 2010 will start out on a high note thanks to the online leader in poker
freerolls, free poker money and Vegas travel- WeDoitAllVegas. The renowned website will play host to one of the first online poker tournaments of the New Year and will give away the first 2010 World Series of Poker seat of the year, worth $1,500.
The popularity of WeDoitAllVegas has only increased over the last few years, as they have continually enhanced their free poker money program, poker freerolls, prize giveaways and much more. Now the site has upped the ante once again by running their New Year’s Day Tournament, which is open to all members of WDIAV.
The WDIAV New Year’s Day Tournament will begin on January 1st, 2010 at 2:15 p.m. EST and will be hosted by the leading online poker room – Full Tilt Poker. WDIAV forum members, WDIAV rakeback players, Free Poker Cash Bankroll players and affiliates are more than welcome to take part in this one-of-a-kind poker event and should pre-register at the WDIAV New Year’s Day pokemon Tournament page to ensure their seat in this online poker tournament. Players have until December 28th, 2009 to pre-register and once registered, players’ names will appear in the Full Tilt Poker tournament lobby 2 days before the start of the tournament.
The 2010 World Series of Poker will be the premier poker event of the year and by winning the WDIAV New Year’s Day Tournament, you are assured a seat next to the best poker players in the world. The grand prize is valued at $1,500 and can be used for the 2010 WSOP event of their choice.
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.Like all other sports, the NFL requires a lot of attention in the off season if you want to keep yourself up to date on the state of the league. This is extremely important for football handicappers.
To be successful at handicapping football requires 3 essential ingredients.
First and foremost, you must have must be able to identify situational advantages. What this means, is that there are certain times throughout the course of the season that regardless of which teams are playing the match-up clearly favors one side. This is something that takes a lot of time and statistical evaluation to master.
Another important factor in making quality football picks is understanding point spreads. Having a power rating system is crucial. Determining the value of each team gives you an idea of football betting what the difference is between them in terms of points. Once you have put a solid power rating system in place that has been verified through a series of check-offs, you can match your rating scale to that of the oddsmakers. By doing this, you be able to determine what games will give you the best odds of winning.
All of the other elements used in to correctly predict the outcome of a sporting event are then calculated. Weather, trends and injuries are all of significant importance when processing the information to make a football prediction. After the first two key components are analyzed (situational advantages; point spread evaluation) you either solidify your analysis with the other factors or scrap it if one of those factors comes into play.
This is very generalized idea of how expert handicappers evaluate NFL Football picks, but hopefully it will give you some insight as to what football handicappers look for if you choose to make football predictions on your own.
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.By DateLine Philippines
MANILA–The Filipino scientist-entrepreneur credited with being the first to connect the Philippines with the world wide web topped the roster of awardees for the 2009 CyberPress ICT Choice Awards.
Dr. William “Bill” Torres, widely regarded as the “Father of the Philippine Internet,” became email lead the first recipient of the Cyberpress Lifetime Achievement award, given in honor of personalities who contributed immensely to the development of the local IT industry.
A co-founder and former CEO of Mozcom, the country’s first commercial internet service provider (ISP), Torres spearheaded negotiations with the United States (US) government in the early 1990s to connect the Philippines to the internet.
Torres is also the first Filipino to acquire a doctoral degree in computer science, which he earned in the US.
In his acceptance speech, Torres emphasized how important it was for the country to take advantage of the benefits offered by technology.
He cited, in particular, cloud computing products and services, which he said are ideal for use in a developing nation like the Philippines.
The 2009 CyberPress ICT Choice Awards was held last December 17 at the Arts in the City, Bonifacio Global City in Taguig.
Cyberpress, also known as the IT Journalists Association of the Philippines (ITJAP) press corps, selected 2009 achievers in five categories: IT Story of the Year, IT Product of the Year, IT Startup of the Year, IT Executive of the Year, and IT Company of the Year.
Voted the IT Story of the Year was “Smartmatic-TIM undertakes 2010 election automation project.”
Cited as the IT Product of the Year was Windows 7, Microsoft’s newest operating system that IT writers described as “light and efficient, a big improvement over Vista, and optimized for internet consumption and wireless connectivity.”
New Filipino technology firm Innovent, Inc. got the IT Startup of the Year award. Innovent was cited for its prototype of an LCD interactive television (iTV) set, the first of its kind to be produced in the Philippines.
IT Executive of the Year went to Intel’s Ricky Banaag, for leading Intel Microelectronics Philippines for the 12th straight year.
Acer Philippines won as IT Company of the Year for being the top PC vendor in the country for 2009. Globally, Acer now threatens league leader Hewlett-Packard, after knocking out Dell from the second spot.
The list of nominees for the awards was drawn up during the CyberPress team-building seminar, held from December 5 to 6 in Baras, Rizal province. CyberPress members then voted for their choices via an online poll.
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Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, pictured with a woman believed to be a family member, defended the Taliban in class.
Suspect said to be son of prominent Nigerian banker
* Dutch authorities say man boarded in Lagos
* U.S. had placed suspect in intelligence database (Updates with new information throughout)
By Kevin Krolicki and Jeremy Pelofsky
DETROIT/WASHINGTON, Dec 26 (Reuters) – U.S. authorities on Saturday charged a Nigerian man with trying to blow up a U.S. passenger jet with high explosives and were investigating his claim that he had links to al Qaeda.
The suspect, who was being treated for burns at a Michigan hospital, was overpowered by passengers and crew on the Delta Air Lines <DAL.N> plane from Amsterdam on Christmas Day.
The Justice Department identified the suspect as a 23-year-old Nigerian, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, and charged him with attempting to blow up the plane by setting alight an explosive device attached to his body.
“Had this alleged plot to destroy an airplane been successful, scores of innocent people would have been killed or injured,” U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder said in a statement.
“We will continue to investigate this matter vigorously, and we will use all measures available to our government to ensure that anyone responsible for this attempted attack is brought to justice.”
The charges were read to Abdulmutallab during a hearing at the hospital, where he appeared in a medical gown and wheelchair. Another hearing will be held on Monday in federal court in Detroit and bail will not be considered until a separate hearing on Jan. 8.
An initial FBI analysis found the device contained PETN, also known as pentaerythritol, one of the explosives carried by “shoe bomber” Richard Reid in his failed attempt to blow up a U.S. passenger jet days before Christmas in 2001, months after the Sept. 11 attacks.
A senior U.S. official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said authorities were looking at the possibility that Abdulmutallab had ties to al Qaeda in Yemen.
Citing U.S. officials, the Wall Street Journal said the Nigerian told investigators that al Qaeda operatives in Yemen had given him the device and told him how to detonate it.
In Lagos, Abdul Mutallab, son of a prominent banker, told Reuters the suspect was his brother. A family friend said Abdulmutallab had made two trips to Yemen for short Arabic and Islamic courses.
Nigeria’s This Day newspaper cited family members as saying the father, Umaru Mutallab, the retired chairman of First Bank in Nigeria, has been uncomfortable with his son’s “extreme religious views” and reported him to the U.S. Embassy and Nigerian security agencies six months ago.
The U.S. government created a record of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab last month in the intelligence community’s central repository of information on known and suspected international terrorists, but there was not enough negative data to put him on a “no-fly” list, a U.S. official said.
“EXPLOSIVE DEVICE”
Passengers and crew aboard the plane said Abdulmutallab spent about 20 minutes in the bathroom as it approached Detroit and then covered himself with a blanket after returning to his seat, the Justice Department said.
They then heard popping noises and smelled a foul odor and some saw Abdulmutallab’s trouser leg and the wall of the plane on fire, it said. When asked by a flight attendant what he had in his pocket, he replied “explosive device.”
The device consisted of a six-inch (15-cm) packet of powder and a syringe containing a liquid, which were sewn into the suspect’s underwear, according to media reports.
The FBI found remnants of a syringe near his seat.
President Barack Obama, on vacation in Hawaii with his family, held a conference call with security officials and was monitoring the situation, the White House said. He has ordered air travel security to be tightened.
Jennifer Allen, 41, said passengers boarding the same flight in Amsterdam on Saturday were frisked and she was asked to remove a ball of tissue from a pocket. “It was a thorough pat-down. It wasn’t a quick rub,” she said.
While the weak economy has dominated Obama’s policy agenda in his first year in office, the latest incident is certain to renew attention on threats of attacks in the United States.
Independent Senator Joe Lieberman, a critic of Obama’s security policies, said he was troubled the suspect had received a U.S. visa after his father’s alert and eluded security despite being in the U.S. database of terrorism suspects.
Investigators in Nigeria, the Netherlands and the United States were trying to piece together how Abdulmutallab was able to bring dangerous materials aboard the plane, and British police searched premises in central London where he was believed to have stayed while studying engineering there.
University College London said it had a record of a student by the name of “Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab” who was enrolled between September 2005 and June 2008.
Dutch counter-terrorism agency NCTb said Abdulmutallab had boarded a KLM <AIRF.PA> flight from Lagos to Amsterdam, and went through a security checkpoint while in transit at Amsterdam’s Schiphol airport.
European airports tightened security checks on U.S.-bound flights in response to the failed attack.
Northwest Airlines flight 253, a Delta-owned Airbus 330, had almost 300 people aboard when it left Amsterdam for Detroit. Delta Air Lines has taken over Northwest.
The U.S. Department of Homeland Security boosted security at airports for domestic and international flights after the incident and advised passengers they may experience closer scrutiny.
One official said there was a range of security measures available that can be implemented, from bomb-sniffing dogs to behavior detection as well as other techniques.
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I am happy to read deaths that Umaru Matallab, the father of the accused had been aware of his sons ‘extreme religious views’ and had reported him to the international community. It just shows that Nigeria is a great nation, regardless of a few bad eggs, even if they are our own children.
Thanks be to the almighty God that the plan of the devil didn’t hold. Thank God that the bomb didn’t go off in Nigeria (where would we get medical help) or anywhere else.
I would like to appeal to the US authorities to please put this Farouk guy behind bars. Release him when he cannot cause trouble anymore.
Links:
Detroit terror attack: profile of Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab / above picture of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, pictured with a woman believed to be a family member, source.
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Proving 1) nothing is sacred anymore and 2) Christmas is getting way too commercialized if even horny douches are capitalizing on xmas to get laid, and 3) Santa is sexy, writers at Washington CityPaper created a compilation of the 10 worst/best Christmas-themed casual encounter messages found on D.C.’s Craigslist.
Brought to you via Washington CityPaper: (too good not to reblog in it’s original form)
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Clarification: not actually a sex ad:
I am just looking for a woman that would be willing to give me a Christmas gift I have always wanted….her to kick me.
I’m not looking for anything sexual at all, so you do not have to worry about that. Just would like to find a woman that would like to have a guy she can kick whenever she likes. Hope to hear from you. Merry Christmas!
NINE:
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For the girl with Santa issues:
It is that time of year again when santa gets VERY stressed out and he is looking for a good girl who would like to let him pay her a special visit (or a bad one who wants to get on the good list) and help santa out. Looking to come by and spread some christmas cheer. Santa has a wonderful candy can for you to suck on. And from there stuff your stocking and give you a very merry christmas! Send santa a letter and tell him what kind of girl you have been this year and what you want
EIGHT:
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I have found the woman for you, good sir! It feels so good to play holiday matchmaker:
I’m looking for a man with a santa suit to satisfy a naughty Christmas fantasy.
You should be clean, drug and disease free, 30 – 45 years old.
please respond with a photo of your face and put the word “Santa” in the subject line.
SEVEN:

What woman could resist becoming this dude’s ornament?
I NEED SOMEONE TO DECORATE MY CHRISTMAS craigs list TREE AND RAISE MY SPIRITS BEFORE THE HOLIDAY! I FIND BEAUTY IN MANY SHAPES, SIZES, ETC, SO PLEASE DON’T BE SHY. PLEASE RESPOND WITH HOW YOU WOULD LIKE TO SPRUCEN UP MY TREE, PLEASE SEND A PIC. FYI I’M HOPING FOR COAL THIS YEAR SO THE NAUGHTIER THE BETTER;-)
I, too, am interested in how women intend to “sprucen up my tree” this holiday season. Do you think that’s German?
SIX:
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Extra points for making a holiday pun out of your condom use:
Yes, I should put more into this ad, but the title is what I’m looking for. I get off on giving women something that their husbands or boyfriends SHOULD be able to, but can’t. While he’s plowing the snow, we can either stay inside and keep each other warm, or you can sneak out to do some “last minute Christmas shopping”, either way, I’ll give you a nice, big, wrapped present.
Read the original article and the rest of the top five at Washington CityPaper. If you find salacious Santa sex ads in your Craigslist hometown, add them to the comments.
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Proving 1) nothing is sacred anymore and 2) Christmas is getting way too commercialized if even horny douches are capitalizing on xmas to get laid, and 3) Santa is sexy, writers at Washington CityPaper created a compilation of the 10 worst/best Christmas-themed casual encounter messages found on D.C.’s Craigslist.
Brought to you via Washington CityPaper: (too good not to reblog in it’s original form)
TEN:
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Clarification: not actually a sex ad:
I am just looking for a woman that would be willing to give me a Christmas gift I have always wanted….her to kick me.
I’m not looking for anything sexual at all, so you do not have to worry about that. Just would like to find a woman that would like to have a guy she can kick whenever she likes. Hope to hear from you. Merry Christmas!
NINE:
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For the girl with Santa issues:
It is that time of year again when santa gets VERY stressed out and he is looking for a good girl who would like to let him pay her a special visit (or a bad one who wants to get on the good list) and help santa out. Looking to come by and spread some christmas cheer. Santa has a wonderful candy can for you to suck on. And from there stuff your stocking and give you a very merry christmas! Send santa a letter and tell him what kind of girl you have been this year and what you want
EIGHT:
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I have found the woman for you, good sir! It feels so good to play holiday matchmaker:
I’m looking for a man with a santa suit to satisfy a naughty Christmas fantasy.
You should be clean, drug and disease free, 30 – 45 years old.
please respond with a photo of your face and put the word “Santa” in the subject line.
SEVEN:

What woman could resist becoming this dude’s ornament?
I NEED SOMEONE TO DECORATE MY CHRISTMAS TREE AND RAISE MY SPIRITS BEFORE THE HOLIDAY! I FIND BEAUTY IN MANY SHAPES, SIZES, ETC, SO PLEASE DON’T BE SHY. PLEASE RESPOND WITH HOW YOU WOULD LIKE TO SPRUCEN UP MY TREE, PLEASE SEND A PIC. FYI I’M HOPING FOR COAL THIS YEAR SO THE NAUGHTIER THE BETTER;-)
I, too, am interested in how women intend to “sprucen up my tree” this holiday season. Do you think that’s German?
SIX:
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Extra points for making a holiday pun out of your condom use:
Yes, I should put more into this ad, but the title is what I’m looking for. I get off on giving women something that their husbands or boyfriends SHOULD be able to, but can’t. While he’s plowing the snow, we can either stay inside and keep each other warm, or you can sneak out to do some “last minute Christmas shopping”, either way, I’ll give you a nice, big, wrapped present.
Read the original article and the rest of the top five at Washington CityPaper. If you find salacious Santa sex ads in your Craigslist hometown, add them to the comments.
Source: Washington CityPaper
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.I wore out a few cassettes of this album back in the ’90s, as my stepfather did before me in coupons the ’70s. This is one of their best songs. Lyrics below!
When the summer night has changed its warmer breezes to the icy cold of silent winter freezes, will you be there?
When the flowers in the windows of the neighbors start to bow their frozen heads and to leave us, will I see you there?
Chorus:
Will you stand by me against the cold night,
Or are you afraid of the ice?
Afraid of the ice?
Ice.
When the waters of the roaring ocean bring a chilling feeling and the beach is closing, are you near me?
When the cloudy skies are blocking out the sun and suddenly your nose has begun to run, do you still hear me?
Repeat chorus
Will you stand by me against the cold
Will you stand by me against the cold
Will you stand by me against the cold
Ice
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